Money Slavery and Financial Domination

Here's my opinion: there are two different and distinct types of money slavery. Which of the following types type fits you? It must be one of them, because you clicked this tab and are reading this right now. You know it's true.

In either case, I can help you achieve your goal.

There is a place for both of these in the stable of the Money Mistress. You, as an unworthy financial slave, simply do not deserve what you have, and you never have. You know it, and so do those around you. Like me. I, on the other hand, am so superior to you that you need to do whatever it takes so I will permit you to, well, keep on paying me money.

If you are self-destructive, I am willing to take your money off your hands and kick you aside.

How long will it take you to ruin yourself financially? This handy calculator will tell you just how fast you need to give me your money in order to be totally destroyed in the correct timeframe.